He’s a man on a mission, a friend to many of the insiders in the media and entertainment world and for the rest of X Factor 2011 Malcolm Tissue will bring you the inside gossip and his own very special brand of reporting on the finalists every week. The added bonus is that Tissue knows more about budding talent than Louis Walsh (that ain’t hard when the Irish joker initially chose Goldie in his final four), is better looking than Gary Barlow and more glamorous than Tulisa and Kelly put together.

Recommended ante-post bets - Misha (eliminated) - The Risk (each-way) @20/1 (eliminated)

Marcus Collins to finish in TOP Three @ 4/1 (WON)

Craig Colton Top Boy @ 6/5 (eliminated)

Little Mix – They can’t sing, they don’t have much charisma and they were dreadful for both their songs on Saturday night, SO HOW THE HECK DID THIS WEIRD LOOKING SET OF GIRLS MAKE IT THROUGH TO THE X FACTOR FINAL? Well it’s simple, why can’t you see? Tulisa paved the way.

We all know that Misha B is 100 times more talented than these four girls put together, but Tulisa effectively ended the diva’s chance of winning by telling the nation in week four that the Manc girl bullied her band. That was the end of that. Now in the greater, bigger picture of Misha B’s career it won’t make a tad of difference, but for you and me who identified her as by far the most talented performer in the competition, and backed her to the hilt as a result, it is a huge slap in the face, something Little Mix’s judge needs to receive with interest.
Her attitude and lack of recognition that her band performed awfully on Saturday was a disgrace, after all Gary was blatantly honest about the moderate performance of Marcus on song number two.

It has made Tulisa the judge that the press don’t want to see return next year, what with her Star Wars arm signal at the beginning of the show, her insincerity during the competition, her lack of reality about her comments during the show and her poor assessment of the acts from week to week. She not only owes Misha B a huge apology, but all those who backed her as well. Silly little girl.
Final thought, could it be she was jealous of Misha B, after all having heard her sing live Tulisa can’t even hold a shopping basket let alone a note. If they put up a similar performance in the opening song of the final they would be a huge price of 7/2 to be the Next Elimination Market on final night .

Marcus Collins – First song great, second song average and credit to Gary he told it just as it was! His great attitude and likeability have carried him this far, but in the singing stakes he is merely second best behind Amelia, lucky Little Mix are having problems with their vocals! He will finish second.

Amelia Lily – She was the only talent to come even in the vicinity of Misha B and you can’t fault her for her passion and commitment to the cause. The big plus is that she comes over as a genuinely nice person – the big worry is that Louis fancies the pants off her – get running girl and don’t look over our shoulder! If she keeps her level of performance up to its current high standard she is a shoe-in to land the X Factor crown and is favourite in the OUTRIGHT WINNER MARKET.

Misha B - ELIMINATED -What can we say? ROBBED! Huge star in the making and what it does show about X Factor is that it’s a competition not based on pure talent, but on the public’s perception of the personalities within. She is the moral winner of this year’s competition.

Janet Devlin – ELIMINATED - Were you on? WERE YOU ON? For three weeks I have been shouting from the roof tops that this one trick pony was a gonner, but my family would have none of it…..”I love her voice” said one kid……”She’s so lovely” said another….”She is going to make the final you idiot” another shouted at me. So I calmly left the TV room, went onto my computer and availed myself of the juicy odds for her to be eliminated. DID YOU!? Malcolm hits the mark again. Oh and listen Tissue juniors “YOU KNOW NOTHING!”

Johnny Robinson – ELIMINATED - Who has got the better vocals Frankie or Johnny? - ANSWER JOHNNY. He would you rather watch perform Frankie or Johnny? - ANSWER JOHNNY - what a disgrace theose X Factor judges are and more over what a joke the voters are all two million of them....go and wash your ears out all you idiots out there!

The Risk – ELIMINATED - As predicated last week by ME and I quote "Their rendition of Thriller was an absolute disgrace and they need a huge performance to stay in" Well they didn't give it and they are out. Were you ON!!!!!!!

Jonjo Kerr – ELIMINATED - He has a nice voice, but was so nervous. So sad he didn’t do himself justice.

2 Shoes – ELIMINATED - They reminded me of Les Dawson dressed up as a woman, only Les could sing!

James Michael – ELIMINATED - Another young man who fell to the pressure of the night. He started well, but fell down like a house of cards.

NU Vibe – ELIMINATED - Heh Tulisa I told you so and DON'T say you were shocked cause they were awful not only in the show proper but in the sing off. My late grandma can sing better than them from where the lovely old girl is now. Their harmonies were about as tight as pair of supermarket carrier bags worn as socks by a hamster. Awful.......bad choice and good night nurse!

Sammy - ELIMINATED - So unlucky to be shoved out of the limelight, but Louis only has himself to blame as he gave her another power balled song as he has done every week. If she had been a bit more hip and shown her flexability then it could have been a different story.

Sophie Habibis – ELIMINATED - So now she has gone and my life is empty and I won't be able to stare at her massively strong thighs ever again! I think she paid the price for not showing enough emotion and singing the same kind of track throughout the competition something that could well be the undoing of Janet. Sad, so sad to see you go my dearest Sophie.

Frankie Cocozza – TIT! STOP PRESS .....STOP PRESS...he is out of X Factor, for bragging about taking an A list drug..............thank the good lord above for that!

Craig Colton - What an awful song choice from Barlow, hang your head in shame kid! Here is a boy with a fantastic vocal range and you gave him a song my dog could have sung brilliantly, and he's dead! It is a massive disappointment he is out as Craig had a big shot at this. Well at least he's lost a few pounds and he should get some kind of recording contract.